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Sunday, January 13, 2008, 6:45 AM
Eh tomorrow is schoolday/hellday/lazyday! How great, oh well how great it is to be in my school. With fucking rules around. With naggy teachers/principals early in the morning.How great my school is!So anyway, i havent been updating about my school and the babi rules right. So jyeah, i'm updating it.
First stop would probably be the girls' problem, almost all of them and me lah.
The skirts, last time ah 1cm above the knee was okay. WAS okay. Now everything must below the knee which really affected some of classmates/schoolmates much. Eh you think ah, you buy school's skirt and then its so long like grandmother's skirt, do you all have the initiative of altering it since it is so long? You have or not?! Confirm got right. Then somemore right, one of my classmates was caught for having a "short" skirt, which it was just a one or two cm above. And her sown altered skirt had to be unpicked at that moment. And it didnt look good. You say we as Springfielders must look good and smart. Eh you think, the unpicked altered skirts look smart and good meh? And kan, the punishment for wearing "short" skirts, we'll be wearing a fucking long skirt like the grandmother's skirt like that or maybe as the same like my principal's skirt. Then must walk around school. All the girls might as well be the neneks right.
Second: Sun-tanning at school.
Last time ah, the moment 2nd bell ring for recess rang kan, we were supposed to be in class. Now, the moment the first bell ring kan, we have to be in the hot-scorching sun. Yes, must line up like nursery kids then wait for the teachers like budak bodoh. You imagine ah, you like or not in the hot sun where you can get sweaty and smelly? What about the people who dont have enough time to eat? What if the students are still eating during the first bell ring then he chokes for lack of time? Menyumpah sak bdk tu! It affects me, of course, cos its fucking hot. Yes, i think ah I can die of skin-cancer siol. Eh, somemore ah you have to wait and wait and wait until your class is called. Let's count how many classes we have during the uppersec recess. Almost 30 or more classes right. But nevermind hor, suar-suar also can still sun tan for free right later the skin will be as brown but very beautiful like Nicole Scherzinger.
Third: Spot-check everyday. (WOW!)
Wah, to all of you who wants beautiful stylish hair ah, you all better throw your angan-angan of having that kind of hair. Everyday, teachers must check their students' hairstyles. Then have to send them to the basketball court which is really crowded. Eh isnt that a waste of time? What if an important lesson happens to be the first period? Do you know it will be a total loss for them? Eh, you last time during the Ago-Go-Go times dont want to be stylish meh? Somemore last time the A-go-go hairs so maut siak! Got the Afro hairs, got the kembang hair and got the maggi-maggi curly wurly hair. That was stylish to you right last time. Right?! So why bother the youngsters' hairstyles? I know, i fucking know all of you had gone through teenage's life. And looking best is the priority for every teenagers/students. Then why dont you put yourself in our fucking smelly shoes? Then you know how it feels like..
Wow! If everywhere in the school got this cannot lah that cannot lah, might as well turn the school into a jail. Then after that, replace a steel bar instead of the classrooms' door. That one can avoid the students especially people who like to run away from the class from going out. Then behind got some backspace right, go make a toiletbowl there where students can shit together. What a superb idea I have! =.=
I think i talked alot. Alot meh? So anyway, before I kena sue (that one lagi meyumpah), I better stop. Its 11.35 pm now and my eyes are still vividly awake. How cool. Cool what, later go school with eyebags and the morning faces. Bahahah!